Normal people’s:
The superman, he’s so beautiful
Chuck Fans:
Shaaaaw! Are you immortal?
Also Chucksters would be screaming “GO DIE YOU F*CKING BASTARD!!! YOU TRIED TO KILL SARAH!!! NOW I WILL KILL YOU!!!” or something along those lines
SHAW, Y U NO DIE!?!?!?!!!
SHAW, Y U NO DIE!?!?!?!!!
I completely FLIPPED.
Maybe it’s his super vegan powers that are keeping him alive.